People in love make me want to vomit
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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