Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
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Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
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Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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