Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Shame - the story of my life.
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