guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
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I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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