we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
the liver wants what the liver wants
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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