I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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