Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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