Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
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took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
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I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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