im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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