I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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