Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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