I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
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ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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