Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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