I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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