Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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