oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just cut my nipple shaving
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Randomize
