so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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