Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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