did you get engaged???
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
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you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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