Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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