if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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