Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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