what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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