Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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