I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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