so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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