i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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