I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
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its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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