brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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