I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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