Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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