never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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