awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
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