that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
The power of my boobs compel you
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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