Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?