i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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