It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I have post one night stand depression
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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