What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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