Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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