On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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