IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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