At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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