i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
you have to choose: penises or morals?
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I currently don't understand fingers.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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