Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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