Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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