he told me I talked like a deaf person
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
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Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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