the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
He kissed a someone with a penis
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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