How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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