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  The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Oh shit. There are penis maracas

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?

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• (772): View more from Florida

  I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....

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