I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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