Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?

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(631): View more from New York

He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on

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(970): View more from Colorado

I want to walk on stilts...naked

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(828): View more from North Carolina

All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.

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(613): View more from Ontario

You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..

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(252): View more from North Carolina

just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.

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(707): View more from California

nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.

(423): View more from Tennessee

I will have no part of this.

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(516): View more from New York

This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess

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