Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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