i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
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Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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