i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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