hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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