i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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